american girl

i met a girl for lunch
with big lips
a fake tans
and small breasts

we talked about her nagging mother
and all the work she has to do
before she graduates college

shes going to make it
shes tells me
shes going to really make it
the lights, the cameras, the money
she tells me that men like me
men like me
we are just a dime a dozen
she says

i finish my sandwich
and before i leave
i say
'thanks to television
and the internet, babe, girls
like you aint worth the dime"

i rode the bus back
to the apartment
of my buddy's
where i stay
and met a fat chick

i talked to her a while
she was nice
she had class
sometimes it takes a chip
on your shoulder
to treat a man
with some respect.